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Savannah for Morons

Savannah for Morons is a high-energy, whirlwind comedy trip through some of the zaniest, wildest, and most hilarious history that Savannah has to offer.
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$53.49

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This quirky, saucy new Tour "Savannah for Morons" is a comedy show on wheels that roasts nearly 300 years of Savannah lore in 90 fun-filled minutes.

Highlights

  • Comedy Show on Wheels
  • 90 Fun-Filled Minutes
  • Frolic Around Savannah
  • One rest stop and beverage break
Old Town Trolley Tours is excited to present our newest Savannah tour product, an irreverent, hilarious tour like no other called “Savannah For Morons.” This outrageous comedy show on wheels is a can’t miss experience as unique as Savannah (and as much fun)!

This one of a kind tour roasts nearly 300 years of Savannah lore in 90 fun-filled minutes. Hop aboard the trolley for a fun-filled frolic throughout Savannah’s historic district hosted by the infamous Moron Twins, Danny and Dannie, who will provide an eccentric history lesson, perfect for morons and their (supposedly) smarter-ish friends, this tour features high energy and entertaining comedy skits, musical numbers, costume changes, a few absurd appearances, and loads of Savannah history.

Learn all the inside gossip on practically every important moment that has transpired throughout Savannah’s deep, intoxicating (and intoxicated) and complex past and present; from the founding of the colony of Georgia to the Civil War; from little known Paula Deen trivia to why every tourist must take a selfie on the Forrest Gump bench.

Operating Times

Closed Thanksgiving, Christmas Day and St. Patrick's Day Parade (March 17). Tour times vary depending on the time of year. Guests must check in 20 minutes prior to departure.

Number of Stops

McDonough’s for restroom/hydration break

Reservation Notes

Reservations are required. Reservation based tickets are non-refundable. You may reschedule up to 24 hours in advance of tour time by calling 855-245-8992.

Duration

90 minutes

Booth Location

Tour departs from Old Town Trolley Depot located at 250 Martin Luther King Blvd., Savannah, GA 31401

Nearest Intersection

Martin Luther King Blvd and Liberty Street

Parking

Guests may park at 234 or 250 Martin Luther King Blvd., on street, or a local parking garage (the closest is Liberty Street Parking Garage)

Age Requirements

Children under the age of 13 are expressly prohibited, including infants.

Notes

Certified service animals, such as seeing-eye dogs, are the only animals that are allowed on board the trolleys